There, there Katie,

I remember when I got the email about who my roommate would be, instantly when I saw your facebook picture I knew you were a slut. It was really comforting to know I would be preliveged to live with a fellow slut. I wasn’t sure if I would like you much, then I saw you had Doug under your favorite TV shows. I knew you were godsent. I love Doug Funny.

Among living with you I found out you have never seen Home Alone, and that was the end of our friendship.

Love,

Jen Bunny